恋人 vs. 二次元 第1巻「オタク彼女の場合」(R18!! Please proceed only if you’re above 18!)
CV. Murata Taishi
T/N: commissioned! one of my favorite CDs EVER, i love this cd ASDASDHDAF!! i swear every 5 seconds i end up laughing like a damn seal!! lmao like. every damn line is a grim nostalgic reminder of hisayuki and i. can’t. fucking. take it. actually, you can see how much i enjoy translating this cd because. y’know. you can just see it. sorry. i’m guilty. honestly when i heard of this cd i was 101% HYPE but ngl also hiding 0.2% of uncertainty because face it, it could be either comedy or, yan. i mean yeah, the cover doesn’t seem yan but i’m sure those who have been a loyal customer of the otome cd industry like ri and chi yes this is a callout post for both of u :♥ would advise, don’t judge a cd by its cover or synopsis… unless it’s kuroi yume ok for reals before i make things worse, let’s jump ahead to the cd and enjoy this totally embarrassing piece of adorable cupcake made of 100% organic cutes and pures. srsly he’s so good @ milky chain pls make a sequel for this series…pls… i will sacrifice my firstborn and my left asscheek pls pls pls
Track 1
“Pardon the intrusion~”
“What, you didn’t realize me coming in? I said pardon the intrusion when I walked in, you know.”
“It’s alright. You’re playing games with earphones on anyway.”
“What game is it today? Otome game again?”
“Heeh~”
“Huh? It’s alright, I’m already used to seeing your room crowded with things anyway.”
“If you’re gonna give me that face, then you should probably organize your room a little bit.”
“Manga magazines and a whole load of merchandise… Ahaha… This one…is just different versions of the same thing…isn’t one enough?”
“Whoa, yeah yeah I’ll put it back where it was… Geez… If everything is ‘precious’, then arrange it properly…”
“Your understanding is appreciated!”
“Hey, since you have the day off today, should we go somewhere?”
“Do you have other appointment?”
“Huuuh, gaming again?? You said ‘just a little longer’ just now but you didn’t really mean it, did you…? It’s just a dating game, right? You can just play it some other ti—whoa!”
“Uh, y-yes?”
“I know, I know!! Yeah yeah I know otome games have complex storytelling and interesting scenarios!”
“O-oh! Is that so? Good for you.”
“Strange though… you’re usually super focused. When you’re in your ‘gaming’ mode, usually whatever I say, you won’t even bother to reply.”
“Nah, it doesn’t bother me. But why are you so addicted though?”
“A cool character? Which one?”
“Huh? This bright, shining, prince-like guy?”
“Heeh? What’s so good about him…”
“Voice…?”
“Huh? No, no, it’s okay, I don’t really need to hear it!”
“Uh, alright I guess…then give me one earphone.”
(T/N: whatever spoken voice from the otome will be in italic)
“Hahaha… Seems like we’re finally alone.”
“This guy, right? H-haha…even his manner of speech is prince-like…”
“Up until now, there were so many pests around.”
“Uh…this voice seems…”
“What’s wrong? Haha… Don’t cover your face.”
“Is my voice really?…similar…??”
“Don’t be afraid, I don’t bite.”
“Is it really?… Wait, why does it feel like it’s getting intense?”
“The flower I gave you really suits you… You’re just like a flower fairy.”
“E-ERRHMM! Ugh…” (T/N: LMAO he’s clearly getting uncomfortable I’m laughing oasdsfahds)
“No, not cool at all! If anything, he really creeps me out! Here, have your earphones back.”
“No freakin’ way, using that kind of voice to talk in that manner is just impossible! Just thinking of it already gives me goosebumps!”
“Alright, alright, stop gaming already, let’s go out.”
“You can continue later right? However, we can only go shopping before it gets too dark out.”
“Or, is that game character more important than me? If he is, then okayyyy, I can go out by myself.” (T/N: aaaaa how pouty so cuteee)
“Really? Great then.”
“Alright, then let’s go! I’ll bring you to wherever you like.”
Track 2
“This place…?! Ahaha… I guess that’s to be expected, it’s you we’re talking about after all.”
“You seem to be having fun, your eyes are sparkling.”
“It’s good though. Go on, you have something you want to buy, right? Is it in the manga section or?”
“Is it here?”
“Huh? Further in…?”
“Ahaha… There are so many girls around, I feel a bit out of place…” (T/N: lmfaoo are they going to the stellaworth store?? Because #relatable)
“Aha… it’s alright. You got something else to buy in another corner, right?”
“Oh, things from other corners are paid to different cashiers, huh? Then alright, I’ll go pay for these.”
“Nah, it’s okay. We’ll save time this way. Give me those manga.”
“Uh. Now that I look at it again, this is quite a lot. Are you buying all of these?”
“It’s kinda amazing somehow.” (T/N: connotation: it’s kinda amazing how dedicated fans are so willing to spend this much for a totally non-existent human being. if i have to feel called out like this, then so should you)
“Don’t worry about the money. I’ll pay for these. Now go grab your things~” (T/N: yooo #relationship goals: make your bf pay for your weebstuff)
“These are really a lot…”
“Uh…?? W-wha…. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!!”
(T/N: lmfao I love this part, especially his distinctive grumbling in the distance saying “don’t tell me these are…!!?!” and mc is just like *flips hair* bye bitch see u 5 embarrassing looks later)
[02.52]
“Here.”
“No?! You’re freakin’ welcome, bitch ass ho!”
“I’m not angry! But I’m so freaking embarrassed I just want to quickly disappear!”
“PLUS, you should’ve told me these are that kind of books!”
“Ahahaha… I guess it’s my fault for not checking first.” (T/N: lmfao he sounds so broken IM!!! ASDRFSLMAO)
“Well, anything else you wanted to buy?”
“Great!! That’d be wonderful.”
Track 3
“Hwah… I’m beat.”
“Nah, I was the one who offered to do it anyway, so it’s okay. Besides, you also accompanied me shopping.”
“Ah, it’s fine, no need to serve anything, you’re tired too, right?”
“Oh, really? Then please.”
“Thank you.”
“Haaah… As expected, your tea is the best~”
“Well, ‘cause I can’t brew tea. I usually get those bottled ones when I want to drink some tea. So I only get to drink actual brewed tea when I come to your house.”
“Besides… being with you like this is, you know, cool… ahaha…”
“Huh? Eh? Ah, no, aahaha…i-I just t-thought it’s getting cold in here, ahaha…”
“No, no need to turn on the heating… T-that’s not what I meant…”
“Well?”
“I mean, now that we’re home and all relaxed, we should…you know… netflix and…c..ch…”
“C-ch…ook a meal???… No, I mean–dinner can wait, oi!”
“Ahaha… yeah…sure…” (T/N: lmfao this is the face voice of a broken man. im laughign so hardDD i’m sure he’s like: ahaha yeah….idk its cool man…
“Noooope! Nothing at all!!” (T/N; LMAOOO THAT OBVIOUSLY HIGH-PITCHED SHOUT HE’S SO!!!!!! ASJSDFGSH FU K)
“Tch… ‘Guess there’s that.” (read: tch, stupid ass ho)
“Anything I can help with?”
“Reallyyyyy? I’m bored a.f~~~”
“There’s nothing interesting on TV…”
“Who cares about drama reruns!”
“Ugh… Besides, It’s not fun just staring at your back. Like, I…prefer to be next to you.”
“Ack! I-idi—I’m not lonely!! It’s just that, looking at you from the back moving wriggle wriggle like a hamster makes me feel like ‘ah, whatever she’s doing seems fun’. Y’know. Things like that.”
༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ 100% accurate translation of this scene, because june ♥s u all:
“HA, U fool!! who in the HEck said i’m lonely?! i just thought you seem to be havin’ more fun than me workin’ in the kitchen and shit yknow. just SO YOU KNOW, i have 0 lonely bones in mY system!! keep that in mind!”
“Rui-sama? that nasty piece of fuckprince?”
“Why’d he do such a lame thing, he’s dumb”
“HAH?!?! the fuck u sayin’?!? if it’s only hugging u from the back, consider it FUCKIN done. EASY PEASY. a fuckin doddle. piece of cake.”
“Why are you doki’d??! u fool!”
“Ah, I know already, stop saying that creepy ass Rui nugtard’s name”
“The person who’s hugging you is me, okay. plus the only person who can touch you like this is only me. yageddit?!”
“Are u sure u understand, baka…”
*smooch smooch*
“i only love u ok.”
“Ugh…u big cheating ho”T/N: of course, actual actual translation to follow below. 🙂 if you want to know how june drafts her first translation, now you do.
“Rui-sama? Could it be that character whom you said have a similar voice as mine?”
“Ugh, that guy… He did such a lame thing?”
“HAH?!? Excuse me, I can do that much! Just hugging you from behind while you cook?! Heh, that’s no big deal.”
“What are you getting all flustered for? That’s just silly…”
“I know already! So stop saying Rui-sama here and there.”
“The person hugging you right now is me, okay! Plus, I’m the only person who can touch you like this, okay!”
“Do you really get it, idiot…”
“You’re the only one I love.”
[05.51]
“Ugh… You big cheater…”
“I want to touch you more. I haven’t touched you at all today.”
“Only for a bit, it’ll be over soon.”
“Okay. You’re not saying ‘more’ right, so I’ll end it quickly.”
“Really? You sure you won’t ask for more?”
“Well, I’m tempted to make you.”
“The apron is getting in the way.”
“The tip of your breasts are erect.”
“Haha… You sure you can cook in such a situation?”
“Yes, yes. It’s my fault. I wonder what will happen if I touch more of here~”
“Hey, can we take off the apron?”
“Tch.”
“Don’t move. I’m going to go down on you.”
“It’s good that you’re wearing a skirt today. It makes it easier to touch here than your breasts.”
“Hey, stay still…”
“Haha…”
“Look, it’s leaking out. You don’t really want me to stop, do you?”
“Glaring at me won’t make me stop… I’d just think you’re cute. Hey, don’t squeeze your legs.”
“Your voice is cute~”
“You can come if you want.”
“I’ll make you come right here.”
“Whoa… it’s coming out so much.”
“Should be fine soon…”
“Alright.”
“Whoa!… Are you okay?”
“Did it feel that good?”
“Then it’s my turn next~”
“Huh? The pot?” (T/N: ASDAFADS I misheard this the first time and I thought he said “name” which sounds like “lick” so I completely expected “Fera?? Iyayayayayaya”!?!!!aufsfdh fu k i n h el l)
“Ah…right…the food. Is the hot water boiling?”
“I-I see… You’re…strangely fast to switch when it comes to things like this.”
“No, nope…nothing. I’m just gonna…borrow the toilet for a while.” (T/N: fuck he sounds so broken I’m losing MY SHIT ASDASFAHHAHAHAHA)
“Ahahaha….ha…ha…. I’m fine…ahaha….ha…ha………………….sigh.”
(T/N: LMAO this is my fav track im crying!! rip boner-san)
Track 4
“I apologize. How ungentlemanly of me to keep a girl waiting. An old woman on the streets was having some problem, and I couldn’t bring myself to leave her in the lurch.”
“It’s fine, I’m on a date with you now. Let’s go, Princess. From now on, I will be your escort.”
“Whoa, are you alright? One of your heels is chipped, I see. Ah, just a moment.”
“Heavy? You’re as light as a feather. If anything, you should be eating more. I’m worried how light you are.”
“Haha, you’re blushing. My princess is a bashful princess~”
“Eh? You’re not blushing? That is not true, you’re as red as an apple. Makes me want to eat you, haha~”
“Hey… I’ve been calling you for a while now.”
“No.. I just said I’m already done with the bath.”
“What are you listening to?”
“Situ…what is this…situation cd? A date…?” (T/N: asdwoadska trigger’d!!! lmao)
“Isn’t this…that Rui-sama?”
“No, he’s not that cool–whoa!!”
“What the-? So close!! His voice is so close!”
“What the heck is this?! His voice is so close it’s almost real!”
“And the atmosphere is…getting…! What’s this… What’s happening!!”
“AGH!! M-M-My ears!!! He licked my ear!!!” (T/N: IM CRYI N G THE POING POING S F X !!!!)
“GGRAH!!!”
“T-that scared the HECK out of me!!!”
“Geh! No, that’s totally not fun! How are you able to…listen to this embarrassing thing so calmly?! With a poker face, to boot!” (T/N: 🙂 oh, my sweet summer child.)
“Gotten used to it…!? That’s…amazing somehow.”
“No, I’m good. Besides, we should be getting some sleep.”
“We’ve had enough fun, right? Well, we have a lot of things we’re gonna do tomorrow, too. Ah, we were pretty much stuck in the crowd today, feels like I had my energy drained out.”
“Right? You should go to bed too.”
“Are you okay with that side of the bed?”
“Really? Get in properly…”
“Getting in the bed is making me sleepy. I’m gonna turn off the lights now~”
“Good night.”
[05.48]
“She’s asleep, right?”
“Good, she’s already asleep.”
*sneak sneak* (lmao)
“Which one is Rui-sama’s CD…”
“Oh, it’s here!”
“Heh? A perfect prince character? She’s…into this kind of guy, huh? That’s totally not me…The CD I listened just now…it’s this one!”
“I reaaaaally don’t want to listen to this embarrassing stuff…but…as her boyfriend, I should understand my girlfriend’s hobbies.” (T/N: BRUH. MC,,,,leave that creepy ass prince… u have a perfect boyfriend… look at what u did….u ruined a perfectly good boyfriend, mc. look, it’s got anxiety)
“Ugh… Here I go.”
“Grrgh…”
“PFFFTTTT” (T/N: asfafdofhsa fu k I thought it was a loud ass fart m cRYIN)
“GOH! Whoa…safe… She didn’t wake up… Ugh, that scared the heck out of me, he suddenly licked my ear… Shit, he’s still doing it… Urgh, I have to hold on!! I have to do this! After this I still have to read her favorite manga. Good, I still have some time until the morning. Alright! I’m gonna do this!”
Track 5
(T/N: LMAO this track is hilarious get ready for sore sides!! Also, watch out for his fufu it’s fufucking cute it’s deadly)
“Are you awake, My Princessu?~” (T/N: lmao I just have to highlight this because it’s fucking hilarious)
“Fufu! (!!!) You look cute even when you’re groggy from sleep~”
“Absolutely no~ I’m me. Your prince~!”
“WAIT!! D-don’t go to sleep…this is not a dream!”
(T/N: 5 seconds into this track and chill my sides are already bursting HELP)
“You seem to be sleepy still~ Well then, would you like to get up and wash your face?”
“Whoooa, careful in your steps~”
“Ah, that’s right~ I’ll carry you to the washroom.”
“Here we go~!”
“This is nothing at all, totally nothing~”
“Ahahaha, you’re not heavy at all. If anything, you’re too light~”
“Nghahaha! You’re…as…light as a feather~”
“T-that’s not true! Ahahaghgh…”
“I-it’s fine, we’re almost there!”
“Besides, your legs are not like platypus, but slender like an antelope’s leg~ I’m worried they might break.”
(T/N: omg did I hear this wrong or?!?! LMAO is he really comparing mc’s feet to platypus?!?! LMFA OOO BRUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HASHTAG SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT!!)
“Guh… We’ve reached.”
“Hwah… I’m not tired at all. W-WAIT, URRHMM- thenextlineis… I shall prepare breakfast now. You just have to get ready and take a seat~”
“Well then, let’s talk again later, My Purincessu.”
“Kiss?”
[03.33]
“Right, next up is the soup. Here~”
“What’s wrong? Did you not like the soup?”
“Mhm, what is it?”
“That couldn’t be true~! I have always been like this.”
“Eh? Different?!”
“COMPLETELY?!! You’re saying I’m completely different from Rui-sama?!”
“Then that means…I…I’m not her ideal boyfriend?!”
“Guh!! Shit!! To think I’ve done so much research!”
“Ah, what?! OH, I mean! No, what is it?”
“Eh? I am not mimicking–eh? No, uh, no… I’m not…hiding anything…”
“Uh… I just thought you liked this kind of guy so I…”
“’Cause!!! You said you like Rui-sama right? A perfect prince-like guy like this?!”
“That’s why I thought I should…try to become like that…and did my research…”
“At night? EH? WHA? Were you awake at that time?!…”
“Wowahaha… So embarrassing! Shit…” (T/N: might as well add a ‘kyaaa!!>< hazukashiiii’)
“Was I really that strange?”
“TOTALLY? Don’t say it out like that! It hurts!”
“No, it wasn’t a gag!! I didn’t do it for laughs, you know!”
“Agh, shut up… Stop laughing…”
“Uh no… I just… I just thought… I wanted you to like me more.”
“Really? If you’re laughing because you’re happy, then it’s fine I suppose…”
“Ugh, I’m not 2D, after all.”
“Me??! You like me the most?!?!… Is that so?… Ahaha… That’s right… That must be so, ahaha! Obviously you like me the most, right! Ahahahaha…” (T/N: aaww he sounds so glad mc pls smoochie this dork)
“Thank goodness… I’m so relieved.”
“Eh?! N-no, it’s not that I’m worried or anything! Of course I knew from a looong time ago that I’m the one you like the most!”
“Why are you laughing? It’s true! I’m totally not bothered in the least!!” (T/N: yeah sure…)
“Eh…? Uh… Of course, I love you too. I told you right? You’re the only one I love. For me, there’s none other than you. I’m not a cheater like you.”
“Do you really get it?”
“Hey… Say it again? Say you love me more than anyone.”
“Really? More than Rui-sama?”
“Ack… No, it’s not like I’m worried.”
“Ah, is that so? I’m so glad.” (T/N: lmao he sounds like he can come just from this im cryingg)
“We can’t do this in daytime? Who decided that? It’s a holiday, so it doesn’t really matter, right?”
“For your information, I’ve been holding it in from yesterday, okay!”
“From yesterday night…you know, in the kitchen.”
“Sigh… Do you remember?”
“I’m going to take full compensation for yesterday, alright?”
“The interest is pretty high, too~”
Track 6
(T/N: cue june going “longest yeah boi ever.mp4”)
“Aha, don’t move around, you’re heavy.” (T/N: ASDAFHA LMAO BRO YOU DON’T SAY THAT WHEN U GONNA GET THE V!!!! inb4 mc kicks him and leaves him to cry away his boner)
“There’s no human who’s ‘as light as a feather’…”
“It’s hard because I have never carried you princess-style but I can do it since I’ve carried heavy luggage before.”
“Yeah, fragile things that must be handled with care.”
“Ahaha… Just kidding.”
“Anyway, let’s continue.”
“I want to do it.”
“Your kiss really feels good.”
“Can I take off your bra?”
“Doing this in broad daylight makes me feel like such a pathetic adult.”
“But you don’t hate it, right?”
“I bet you can’t wait for me to touch you here.”
“No…?”
“Which one is it…? Please don’t be saying that out of embarrassment, it’ll make me insecure.”
“Mm.”
“Is it better if I suck on it harder?”
“Haha, that voice just now is super cute, please do it one more time.”
“Huh? You really can’t hold back your voice, can you? It’s seeping out even if you try to hide it.”
“Geez, you like it rough though~”
“See? I said so.”
“I think I can touch down there already…right?”
“Thank god, you’re wet.” (T/N: lmao why’s this line so funny for some reason)
“No, I was just worried if this is one-sided…”
“Well, you’re not speaking honestly so it makes me insecure… it’d be really bad if I’m the only one getting turned on.”
“But… seems like I don’t have to worry.”
“Where do you like to be rubbed?”
“If you’re not saying, then I’d just have to find out~”
“Hmm~?”
“Is it here?… Or here?… Which is better?”
“Huh? Both is good? Haha, then how about…deeper?”
“You seem to like this spot the most.”
“What is it?… Ah, does it hurt???”
“What’s wrong about coming first?”
“Huh? It’s just wrong?? What the–uh, wait!” (T/N: omg you go mc!!! gud SHIT)
“Don’t suddenly jump on me like this, silly~”
“It’s okay though… wait, don’t talk when you’re sucking me-!”
“It’s gonna-ah! You can let go now… It’s enough…”
“Well, I want to come while being inside you. Gimme a sec.”
[09.47]
“I’m putting it in.”
“We’re both so wet, it went easily, haha…”
“Amazing…”
“Do you realize it? When I thrust here, your insides clench. Just like when I touched it with my fingers… you also let out some really nice moans.”
“I like it here too… you’re squeezing around me.”
“Feels so good…”
“Are you going to come already?”
“I see, you were already close when I fingered you… Got it, I’ll go deeper… Prop your legs on my shoulder.”
“In this position, I can thrust deeper… and make you feel better.”
“W-whoa… did you just come? B-but, sorry… I can’t stop now…! I’m also close! Please bear with it for a little longer!”
[13.24]
“Sorry for the last bit…”
“I see, that’s good.”
“Mm.”
“Hey, did you feel good?”
“Me too. Besides, you were super cute.”
“Haha… So hot… I’m sweating.”
“Do you want to shower now? … Both of us, if possible.”
“Alright. Then let’s go.”
Track 7
(T/N: wait what the heckie?! no showerfuk?!! WHY !!!!!!)
“Ah, so refreshing~”
“Eh, where’s my shirt again…”
“If I remember correctly, I tossed it over here somewhere…”
“Hello, my shirt? Where did you go??” (T/N: s top i t y o u c u t e)
“Heh? I see, it’s on the bed.”
“Ah, sorry–EEEEEK?!!”
“Agghh, I don’t know, I think I stepped on something…”
“Wha….WHA…. I’M SORRY… I think… I stepped on your…precious merchandise…!”
“Ahhh… T-this is…a figure, isn’t it? Your…precious figure…plus it’s…Rui-sama…!! I’m sorry!! I’m really sorry! I’ll pay you back!! I’ll buy the same one for you!! Wait, this isn’t a limited edition one, right?!?!”
“Then I’ll find it online–!!”
“But!!”
“Eh? My leg??–uwaah! What the?!”
“Ah, the tip of Rui-sama’s sword is stabbing into my leg? Yeah but your figure!! Is it alright…I suppose not, huh… I’m sorry, Rui-sama!! I killed you!!”
“Heh??”
“Uh… What is it…”
“It’s just a small wound, no need for disinfecting and bandages…Uh?… Alright…”
“Are you… more worried about me than Rui-sama?”
“Hnnggh!” (t/N: aaaaaaaAHHH FU K TH I S!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K T.H.I.S!!!!! SO CUTEEEE AAAAAAAHHHH)
“I didn’t expect you’d say that…”
“I know about yesterday but you,, prioritizing me like that…in reality… Never have I thought this day will come…”
“Thank you… I’m really happy.”
“GRRRRRAH IT HURTS!” (T/N: ASDFFWOA THAT ROAR IM!!!!! LMAO)
“Guh! Can you be more gentle??”
“Are you embarrassed?… What a dishonest girl… But seriously, I’m sorry… I don’t forbid you from being an otaku, you always look like you’re enjoying yourself when reading your manga or playing your games…looking at you having fun like that makes me happy.”
“So, you don’t have to hold yourself back for me.” (T/N: somebody pls give this boy the best boyfriend award like SERIOUSLY)
“That’s good then.”
“I love everything about you, no exceptions. I’ll always do.”
[05.30]
“We meet again, my princess. I have been waiting.”
“You are cute, as usual.”
“Not cute? That’s not true… You’re incredibly cute. Your outfit also matches you perfectly.”
“Gah! Being with such a beautiful princess is my pleasure!”
“Ahah! But, letting other men see this beautiful princess is a blasphemy! Ah, I want to lock you up, I won’t allow other men to breathe this same air as you do! Ha…! Ha!!! I love you! More than anyone else–!” (T/N: im cackling lmfao the dare yori mo is like drawled out, I almost thought it’s a parody or something)
[06.00]
“Hey, are you still listening?”
“Geez, I even rang the doorbell before coming in rather than just saying my greetings.”
“It’s okay to be obsessed with 2d but please don’t ignore me, okay?”
“It’s fine if you understand.”
“Oh, thank you. Ah, wait, I think I’d rather have coffee.”
“This is…another one of Rui-sama’s situation CD, huh?”
“Huh? Yandere story…? Yandere…? What’s yandere again… Agh, I need to research more… oho! Thank you, sorry for the trouble.”
“Eh? I didn’t look at anything!”
“Ahaha, I’m speaking the truth.”
“Ack! I said I’m not doing anything!”
“Ahaha… Well, of course.”
“It’s almost your birthday, right? I’m thinking of doing some more research and give you a good time!”
“Don’t worry! I’ll definitely nail it this time! Okay?”
“Haha. Alright, look forward to it~”
T/N: accurate representation of me listening to this cd:like FORREALS when i’m typing up the first draft for the translation i’m so close to making a singlish/japanglish version i had to physically hold my meme hand from going astray. it’s that bad. i have so many favorite moments i can’t choose but that kitchen scene aka #cookblockedagain is just PRICELESS…i can imagine him do the walk of shame like
i feel bad for laughing but honestly mc, #same. food > fuk. what about foodfuk? …ok let’s not go there. i feel like every moments in this cd can fit well with any ‘daily lives of high school boys’ reaction image and it’d work just fine. like you see, when he’s like what in the nanjakorya are these comics!!!!
and when mc says his imitation of Rui-sama is entirely off and he goes into his inner monologue like masaka, i’m not your ideal bf??!
“eventho i did so much research, dammit!”
u guys see what i mean here? ok sorry but speaking of which, i really like his little fufu when he’s impersonating the prince, it was so cute i’m just like ///intense kyaaaa-ing the only complain i have about this cd is the lack of shower scene like?! heck?! where my cliched aw dont stare at me its embarrassing at?? hello?? no second round? i thought you’ve already been holding your snek from yesterday? go crazy, man. if i were u my snek would’ve turned into a dragon. u weak ass weeb-loving fuck. other than that, i love everything about this cd honestly. it’s almost comedic gold. it’s comedic silver. ofc not gold because im being held at gunpoint by hisayuki as im typing this hisayuki is still my #1 ho. dont talk to me unless you embarrassingly scream this is my battle! i have to settle this own my own! in dramatic eren yeager’s voice before you go buy condoms. but nevertheless i highly recommend this cd because it’s just pure comedy and a lot of fluff, it’s basically like a GSNK-style self-deprecating humor poking at every cd-obsessed weebs like us . it’s glorious. ples buy. 11/10.
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