Funny (or weird) Doujin CDs

Does DLsite provide nutworthy CDs? Yes. Do they also provide free laughter (and possible a “wtf but i’m still gonna click it”? Also yes. Thanks DLsite ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽

I only own some of these CDs lol not all, so some of them I can’t guarantee whether it’s actually good but it probably is weird :)))) all of them are r18 of course!

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teyuuka’s weird DLsite finds

Merry Bad End

• wow… this is a dark one – mc is su*cidal and dude offers to k*ll her jfhsdskg
• pls look at the content triggers LMAO. toilet training!??!! BROO????

Super Street R*per

• WHAT??DKFHSKJGS??? omg pls look at the full title on dlsite what the fukjgdk???
• “if you lose, you get violated” wat???

Drugged Bestiality Training ~Pleasure Corruption By Horse Dick Enhancer~

• I HATE DLSITE FOR MAKING ME SEE THIS WITH MY OWN TWO EYES SDJHSKGSGFD
• I DON’T EVEN WANT TO CLICK IN TO SEE WHAT’S UP WITH THIS!!!

Virgin D*ck’s Continuous Climax~My Girlfriend is an Expert

• brooo WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIS ASS IN THE COVER?!?!? JKDSFSGJ WHATS THAT LIQUID!!!
• ohh mc’s the subordinate here
• ok so he got hard after catching the MC who fell down from a stepladder and MC starts domming him lmao
• public/office fucc, toys use, pegging

Creepshotted by the Cameraman Who Said I Had Nice Tits

• that title… just what
• MC gets manipulated like gurllll get a new man…
• obligatory eshibitionism tag~ lol

My Struggles Marrying a Birdman Alpha

• WHAT?!?!??! IS THIS BL CD FOR MAGAs?!??!?!?!??!?! HGFFSGFAJHGFASKFASFJDS
• I. AM. CRYING. FROM. THE. COVER. pls helpppppppppp
• the -ppoe speech habit is KILLING me

Holy Monk’s Training Activities

• omg the sacrilege LMAOOO
• but i mean…he sounds nice… is this the time for me to say “forgive me daddy father, for i have sinned”?
• i mean…the idea of corrupting a hot monk is…😳😌💯

I’m Not Just Seeing You for xxx, You Know?

• it’s marketed as “a CD where he spoils you when you’re on your period” which is not the weird thing but… like.. the sample was going nice and then the ending part comes and he says “wah, now my finger is covered in blood” I AM?!???!?!?!?!?!? BRO WHAT DID U DO!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
• i mean no judge if you like it bc he’s pretty and he sounds nice but bruh…. i thought this was gonna be a sweet little cd. how wrong i had been.

My Boss Moaned When My Papers Touched His Nipples

• OK the actual title in jp is gotdamn long lmfao but I kept it short
• office/public/exhibitionism
• pegging, toys
• it’s tagged with egg-laying LOL but it’s actually pingpong balls in the ass, I… I am not sure how to feel about it
• please listen to the sample tho the first track had me WIDE-EYED when he screamed out of nowhere LMFAOOOOO
• basically he was just having a normal work day as MC’s boss except it turned out to be not a very normal day when MC’s papers accidentally hit his nipple and he SQUEALED lmfaoooo
• ngl his voice not bad… he also ends up getting dommed by MC (apparently his do-M side awakens) and calling her goshujin-sama
• it ends up in the weird category bc of the egg-laying tag i guess

If you laugh, you lose! “Evil Spirit”

• the egg-laying tag. BRO WHY
• lmfao at that phallic thing he’s holding in the cover tho
• the premise is that MC believes she has been harassed by an evil spirit so she goes to a temple and met this virgin priest, and he tells her she is being haunted by a “naughty spirit”
• THERE’S … UHH A SCENE WITH THAT PHALLIC THING AND ALSO FUCC WHILE CHANTING PRAYERS I CANNOT WITH THIS CD AHFKJSHKGD

My Cute Shoemaker Ojii-san – 51 y.o Riichi Kuze

• FIFTY ONE YEARS OLD?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!
• no. NOT MC getting it on with a senior citizen o_o

GOBAKOI Love that started from an accidental explosion

• started from a WHAT
• the BGM…makes me feel like im in a prize reality show LMFAOO
• there’s a track where he calls and says like “it’s me! it’s me!” [ore, ore, ore da yo!] and MC supposedly says “are you the ‘ore ore’ scam?” (look up the ore ore scam lol it’s basically a jp scam)
• this cd is so funny i cant

Shioya-san’s Strange Fetish

• he’s MC’s chef and calls MC ‘ojou’
• SHBHSDFJS PLS LISTEN TO THE SAMPLES IM DYING
• basically he ‘wants to be a woman’ and faps while wearing women’s underwear + he’s also crushing on the MC who’s tomboyish so he wants MC to peg him good
• also he’s a doutei jdshjf
• there’s a version without his monologue (his monologue is hilarious as fuck tho)

A Loving Hand to a Chuunibyou Guy

• SDJKSDGHS chuunibyou……………..
• ok he’s funny tho (there’s also a sequel…)
• the virgin tag. exquisite.

The Signals are Calling…

• LMAOO read this synopsis: Your weird brother Tsubasa left his room for the first time in three years just to smear some of his semen on the car from a local driving school. It’s so it can be used as a tank in World War III, he says. Of course he gets arrested, and in his jail cell he starts calling himself “Manji” and trying to send you telepathic messages. When one of those messages gets through in your dreams, you go visit him in his cell…
• I cAN’TTT LOL his character description is like “Your 18 year old brother who claims to hear messages from the Akashic records and is devoted to telling the whole world that World War III is coming.”

The Breast Man Cometh?

• he arrives in earth from another planet where everyone is into boobs?? apparently he’s a prince there
• naturally he has boob fetish too. lmfao wtf

Me, My Brother, and My Family Coffin

• FAMILY COFFIN?!?!?!?!!?!

A Relaxing Morning of Sweets, Sex, and Then He Says He Wants You to Die With Him

• JSDHJKSDFHSG that title
• i mean, #mood bro

You Laugh, You Lose (Candy Mafia)

• so he’s an ex-yakuza who now runs a candy store
• MC is interested in him and wanted to get his history of why/how it happened
• WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE YAMANAKA’S RYO IN ROUGE ET NOIR ASJHDFKS

You Laugh, You Lose (Robot Android)

• he…travelled through time(?) and apparently he’s from the future, the MC’s grandson(?) sent her this toy bc MC complained that “back then in my era, there aren’t any toys like this” LMFAOOO!??!
• the NG collection tho…

Abduction ~Making Babies with an Alien~

• ummm…. at least the disguise looks good i guess
• why. i do Not want the Alien Squelch

My First Love is a Tentacle Girl, but I Don’t Care and My Love Won’t Stop!

• tentacles…as you can see
• it’s…actually not bad??? like this dude is a literal sunshine and the content itself is p vanilla?? lmao
• i would consider this as a comedy btw, he has a solo track where he faps like a madman LOL
• he is also a doutei… and mc is a top :^)

A Night with a Ghost, a Future with my Lewd BF

• ok so MC and the BF goes to love hotel but it has a ghost, who possesses the guy lmfaoooo
• the ghost is complete opposite of the shy BF!

Go Home Megumu!

• This one’s funny because MC kidnapped a dude whom she idolised, but turns out he’s a huuuuge pain in the ass so she regrets it (questionably) LMAO
• I mean, men really be like that

Call me Queen

• Basically it’s a drag queen protag CD
• MC is socially withdrawn and gets dragged to a speed dating party, but she ran away and was discovered by this queen while she’s talking to a cat?
• The dialogue is pretty funny sometimes! or rather it’s the speech manner lol

Undercover Heroine Won’t Lose to an Onee-type Enemy!

• there are others in this series too but the premise is that the MC and the protag are ‘opposing sides’, MC is a “Star Barrett” heroine who’s going undercover to defeat the evil villain magician.
• he’s a subordinate of the evil magician who likes to dress up in drag (ish), and likes cute stuff. he happens to think MC is the cutest
• MC wants to retire after this operation so he’s shocked and things move from there!
• i…kinda like it im not gonna lie. sukimacherry’s voice is good here

I Tried On a Night Bra

• lmao MC is chosen to be a king’s bride but before that her boobs needs to be perfect???? wtf
• there’s…lactation play WHY

Hamburger Shops Personified?! ~Juicy H with Fast Food-ish BFs!~

• do u wanna fuq a handsome ronald mcdonald? here u go
• hmmmmm….the play tags tho

Waltz of Piglet

• IM SORRY I WANNA BLEACH MY EYES TOO WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!! PLS NO
• ?????????????

BL Voice Drama Where D*ck Is ‘Chikuwa’ and Sperm Is Cucumber: FemBoy

• i… i don’t even know where to start with this
• ???????????? what. WHAT?!?!?
• (it’s BL btw, there’s also…another in the series)

Dying from Hiccups

• this is a BL CD but wait what?

Die Job a Night!!

• ???? what does this title even mean, i’m so confused
• die job…u mean dai joubu? ahfkdhfsksj

My Attempt to (Sexually) Consume Backfired

• oh gurl? mood.
• the title is funny i guess jfhdfjhd

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That is all for today, I will add more when I see more weird shit on dlsite lmfaooo :))))))